Your Redneck Past

Choose from any number of magazines
Who do you want to be?
Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee?

If you're afraid they might discover
Your redneck past
There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
They'll never send you home

Roots!
The funny limbs that grow underground
That keep you from falling down
Don't you think that you'll need them now?

Just find a place where no one knows of
Your redneck past
Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past
You'll show them all back home

Désolé, je suis américain
Please cook my steak again
Je suis américain
Désolé, je ne parle pas français

Laws vary from state to state
Getcha some books on tape
Learn about holes in space

If you're afraid they might discover
Your redneck past
There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
It's good to be back home

Give Judy My Notice lyrics

Judy
Could anyone be loved anymore
than I love you?
Does it hurt you too?

But Judy
I've been feeling small too long
I love you so
but something's wrong.

'Cause I come running when you want me here
and when you want me to
I disappear
Give Judy
my notice.

I knew if I made it easy for you
you'd settle for me, yeah eventually.

But Judy,
I can't be myself anymore.
It's way too hard
bein' loved by default.

And I can't do this any longer.
The vacuum left is so much stronger Oo
Judy.

Judy you know I'm not mad anymore
at least most of the time
but it could take a while
and I've been living just to see you smile
every once in a while.

Tears fall
but that don't mean nothin' at all
just cause I said it first
yeah that's why it hurts ya

And Judy
I won't be your bitch anymore
and follow you around
and hold the door.

I'm not sorry if you're not sorry too
and you're not sorry till I make you.

Judy
Judy
Give Judy My Notice.
Give Judy My Notice.

Victoria lyrics

Victoria approached me with a fire in her eyes
And I swear and I swear I was burning alive.
And now you're crying wolf out to the moon,
Yeah, is anybody there,
or am I just as scared as you?
And now you've given me a mission to do,
I've got to rearrange the stars so that they're not as far from you.

You are certainly my poison of choice
And I know you've had your fair share of boys
But you are certainly my poison of choice
And I when I drink you down,
My heart makes a sound like...This!

Victoria approached me with a fire in her eyes
And I swear and I swear, I was burning alive.
And you are causing me physical pain,
It's like you're handing me a knife and from my insides
And without any shame

You are certainly my poison of choice,
And I know you've had your fair share of boys
But you are certainly my poison of choice
And when I drink you down,
My heart makes a sound like...This!

I came down without any sense of conviction, yeah
I couldn't tell if you were a bitch or totally bitchin', so...

Victoria has been crying, I can see it in her eyes
And a part of me is sad, but a part of me is having such a good time
I know that likely I am at fault
Oh but what the hell, I can't even tell if she's putting me on.

You are certainly my poison of choice,
And I know you've had your fair share of boys
But you are certainly my poison of choice
And when I drink you down,
My heart makes a sound...
Yeah when I drink you down,
My heart makes a sound...
When I drink you down,
My heart makes a sound....
My heart makes a sound like....

[Clap]